The Modern Sense of an Old-Fashioned Word

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Apr 09

Dear Self-congratualatory Bint

Hey, I can see you a couple of seats away from me. Yes, you made a semi-valid point, but honestly, don’t be so fucking smug. Your self-congratulatory smile was showing through before you even finished talking, and to be honest, I actually think you are as surprised as I am that you finally said something of even remote worth in this class. It wasn’t that great of a comment; you just pulled a term from the beginning of the semester out of your unwashed, tie-dyed, hippie arse and it happened to fit. Good luck doing that again you smarmy bitch.

Mar 26

yourwildestfantasies:

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Please reblog this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face, affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except a punch in the face, but we can raise awareness.

beautifullyflawed:

commandedbyzen:

fizgig1202:sunflowerblooms:sugarspun:precipice:saintsandliars:

neverevergetcaught:iloveyoulessthanpunk:funkpunkandroll:
shamonekage:xdancinginthemoonlight:thisisthriller:beetleatbay:

marauder-:yerawizardharry:commanderspock:(via thatjoerapkid)

Dear The Annoying Fuck-Face Irreverent Douchebags Sitting Next to Me

I hope you are having a good time making snarky fucking comments to each other. I hope that every little semi-witty quip you come up with improves your life by an order of magnitude. I know it is so hard to resist being irreverent, because although society wants to you be normal and quiet in class, you are compelled to regale us with your fantastic commentary. Thank you so much for providing the class with these gems. Thank you so fucking much. By the way you two are giggling about everything, I can guess that you slept together at some point, or at least drunkenly felt each other up. Well, I hope you slept so well last night, because while you were dreaming about licking eachother’s nipples, I was writing TWO FUCKING PAPERS. You know what, you ridiculous, sputum-filled pus boils of humanity, go forth and produce many fantastic, witty children. Then pile them into a bus and drive it into the centre of Baghdad.

Mar 15

skullcandy:

fuckyeahsummertimelex:

vanilladreamers:

markhamilton:

bethanysm:

itsnikkiandrews:

bbbearcat:

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oh

WOT.

Mar 10

“Of what?” — Nobody, upon learning that Corey Haim has died. (via daveholmes) (via themattsmith)

loveyourchaos:

phantomwise:booklover:

ohjustkidding:reeeid:(via melt into spring)

Mar 09

Why French?

itsdresaywhat:

No, not just because it’s the “language of love” or whatever. Fuck that shit.
Try saying any phrase in Spanish and it sounds insignificant, it lacks depth.
Say the same phrase in French and it takes on new meaning, it is sincere.
Sure some of it may sound guttural but then you’ll always know it’s from the heart, right?