December 2009
508 posts
Why do people say a new year is a fresh start?
evankathryn:
Shit follows you.
Just sayin’.
What happens in 2009, stays in 2009.
dear tumblr
shadeey:
shannonsayys:
theaaronis:
pathill:
likeneelyohara:
helveticunt:
my name is haleigh
tonight or tomorrow, i am going to kill myself
i’ve already planned out how
this isn’t a joke, i’m not asking for attention, and i’ve tried this before -
oh wait, my tumblarity skyrocketed after this post
okay jk, my tumblarity is over 1000 now so i’m gonna stay alive until it dips back...
Leave Tumblr for a couple hours, shit goes down.
I could spend weeks on here and nothing cool will happen, and the moment I leave all the really interesting stuff happens.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
joshsuth:
Today is the last day of my fantasy football league. The first two seasons I played, I won the entire thing. This year, I went 3-11.
Two tips for future fantasy owners: pick players on annual playoff teams, even if they are backups you will be able to use them. Don’t gamble on veterans who used to be good. With the exception of Brett Favre, old players get worse over time. Gamble on...
neverpureagain:
the morning before warped tour 08, madison, my mom and i were eating breakfast at the hotel, and i mentioned how i’m always thirsty and craving water, which is all i drink. my mom went nuts and started saying i’m diabetic. she was legit freaking out. though i’m fairly sure i’m not diabetic, i still think it’s weird. my mouth is always dry if i go even just a little while without...
hannahesingleton:
I got the BEST camera flash for christmas, my dad is the greatest. along with a keyboard so i can bring it back to my dorm with me (lucky lucky roommates). and very very pretty tights, and four books!
fear and loathing in las vegas by hunter s. thompson
the great gastby by f. scott fitzgerald
one flew over the cuckoo’s nest by ken kesey
naked lunch by william s....
I know I'm 12 hours and 36 minutes late, but Merry...
“The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are...”
– M. Scott Peck (via anditslove)
gagasthighs:
sexmusic:
sleepyhead [piano solo...
The three biggest highlights of this semester were...
Like the Uggs and the tans, even the rapes at Hofstra are fake.
Proclaiming my unhealthy love for Rob Pattinson on Halloween, going so far as saying I would tackle him in the street and lick his chest.
Discussing dolphin rape on three separate occasions.
It's already Christmas Eve for like everyone on...
conversationswithstars:
It is only 11:21pm here.
Just like 40 more minutes!
Holy crap I didn’t realise until you made me look at my clock. It’s been Christmas eve for 23 minutes.