April 2010
3 posts
Dear Self-congratualatory Bint
Hey, I can see you a couple of seats away from me. Yes, you made a semi-valid point, but honestly, don’t be so fucking smug. Your self-congratulatory smile was showing through before you even finished talking, and to be honest, I actually think you are as surprised as I am that you finally said something of even remote worth in this class. It wasn’t that great of a comment; you just...
March 2010
21 posts
Please reblog this if you know someone, or have...
beautifullyflawed:
commandedbyzen:
fizgig1202:sunflowerblooms:sugarspun:precipice:saintsandliars:
neverevergetcaught:iloveyoulessthanpunk:funkpunkandroll: shamonekage:xdancinginthemoonlight:thisisthriller:beetleatbay:
marauder-:yerawizardharry:commanderspock:(via thatjoerapkid)
Dear The Annoying Fuck-Face Irreverent Douchebags...
I hope you are having a good time making snarky fucking comments to each other. I hope that every little semi-witty quip you come up with improves your life by an order of magnitude. I know it is so hard to resist being irreverent, because although society wants to you be normal and quiet in class, you are compelled to regale us with your fantastic commentary. Thank you so much for providing...
“Of what?”
– Nobody, upon learning that Corey Haim has died. (via daveholmes) (via themattsmith)
Why French?
itsdresaywhat:
No, not just because it’s the “language of love” or whatever. Fuck that shit. Try saying any phrase in Spanish and it sounds insignificant, it lacks depth. Say the same phrase in French and it takes on new meaning, it is sincere. Sure some of it may sound guttural but then you’ll always know it’s from the heart, right?
“James Cameron just got his ass BEAT by his ex-wife. PAYBACK!”
– - Some dumb bint in the Student Centre immediately after the Oscars
Really? Payback? Just because they divorced you assume it was for abuse on his part? Based on what I saw from that self-congratulatory, smug cow last night, Cameron probably filed for divorce to get away from her.
Some people...
How the actual fuck has the Academy gone 82 years...
warningdontreadthis:
Just. Don’t get it.
Because there hasn’t been a good one since Leni Riefenstahl.
Ehh this paper is rediculous.
February 2010
89 posts
- Coheed & Cambria, “The Hound (Of Blood...
I feel really bad for Ryan Shawcross
For the next couple days everyone is going to be talking about that tackle, and they’ll call for his head and ban him for a few games, and people will say that it was malicious and all that. But did you see his face after the tackle? He was crying, and I don’t think he would have been if he meant to injure him. Sometimes you go in hard to try and rattle a player, but only once or...
all
themattsmith:
folkinz:
night long
shook up
through the night
by myself
i wanna do
the young dudes
apologies
out of love
along the watchtower
that she wants
falls down
you need is love
these things that i’ve done
my friends
my loving
my rowdy friends
is full of love
i want for christmas is you
i want for christmas is my two front teeth
my life
i want
the small things
at...
from a expert's Washington Post Q&A about the Sea...
from Woodbridge, Va.: I read once that they think killer whales and most of the dolphin family are actually aliens that crash landed into the ocean 10,000 years ago. Their spacecraft was destroyed so they had no choice but to live out their lives in our seas. Since there was an abundance of food, they thrived and expanded across most oceans. You think that's true?
Richard Ellis: No.
Lady Gaga's rough draft lyrics for "Bad Romance"
sharingtime:
Roh
Ree
Rima
Aww
I would like to spend time with you holding hands at a Starbucks
It sure is fun to be in love
I can’t wait to have consensual sex with you once we are married
Let’s take some quizzes on eHarmony together to determine if we are compatible
I’m free to do whatever a man tells me to do
Je suis americain
I want the pleasure of your company
LOL Just got back from the hospital. They put 8...
This pretty much proves I can’t take anything, even blood pouring from my scalp, seriously.
